1. Midway through the day, change into a
different set of clothes. If anybody
notices, insist you’ve been wearing the
same clothes all day.
2. Answer the phone with an arbitrary
question.
3. Switch all the clothes in someone’s
dresser with clothes from someone else’s
dresser (possibly yours). If they live
together and will bump into each other
wearing each other’s clothes, all the
better.
4. Put things which couldn’t possibly be
mailed in people’s mailboxes, like a glass
of water, or a bowl of popcorn. Write the
address on it and attach proper postage.
5. When you’re about to enter a room full
of people, call one of them on your cell
phone. In a desperate, very serious
voice, explain: “There’s no time to
explain, but I’ve been kidnapped and
replaced with a robot which looks just like
me. Oh shit, I gotta go!” and hang up
quickly.
6. Hide notes that people will find when
they’re cleaning. Suggestions include:
“This note was hidden on <date> and it</date>
took you this long to find it?”
7. Hide a note which says
“Congratulations! You found me! Re-hide
me for ++GOOD LUCK”
8. Put non food items in the fridge. It’s
often very startling to open the fridge and
see a telephone or car keys or something
which totally doesn’t belong there. If
asked for an explanation, say, “After a
hard day, there’s nothing like a
refreshing, ice cold magazine.” or pencil
sharpener. or toilet paper. or tooth brush.
or whatever.
9. Alternatively, hide other people’s things
in the fridge. When your housemate asks,
“Where’s the remote control?” you can
nonchalantly say “Oh, it’s in the fridge.”
Protip: have a change-of-topic or excuse
to leave the room on the tip of your
tongue so as to avoid any followup
questions.
10. Record something short, and put a
few minutes of silence on both ends of it.
Hide your mp3 player + speakers
somewhere with that track playing on
repeat.
11. If you can surreptitiously record
someone and put THEIR voice on the
tape, even better. Hide the recording
somewhere where they’ll probably hear it.
Imagine how weird it would be to hear
your own voice coming from somewhere
unseen, and not be able to figure out
what’s happening.
12. Put up a sign anywhere you want with
an arbitrary question.
13.Skip to work.Especially effective if
your company makes you wear “business
professional” attire.
14.Break out into spontaneous Irish Jigs
in the hallway. You get more viewers
when you do this between 12 noon and 1
PM and do it near the break room.
15.Neck poking is fun. Nobody expects
it, and it gets quit a reaction
16. Inappropriate multitasking:Brush
your teeth while cooking.Floss while
standing at a urinal.Mix n’ match gone
wrong.
17. Sit down in a hallway, aisle, etc.
Someone is sure to ask if you’re OK.
That’s your set up.
18. Use the most inefficient utensil
possible to eat.(Eating Combos or
pretzels out of a bag with chopsticks was
pioneered by Leln and myself)
19. Stop a conversation with “Wait a
second…”, and then see how long it
takes someone to butt in.Act incredulous
when they ask why you said it.Insist you
never did.
20. Insert “Spies are everywhere.” or“The walls have ears.” into otherwiseharmless conversations.
21. Reject arbitrary numbering.
22. Hide a wrapped chocolate bar under
the keyboard of an office/school
computer. In the LOGIN thingy, write “You
win at life. Your prize is under the
keyboard. Delete this message.”
24. When making any long list, refuse toinclude the 23rd item on it because “I’mnot a pinealist.”
25.Go into someone’s office and take all
of their pencils and pens and leave them
a box of crayons.
26. When someone gets up from their
desk at work, put a hot cup of coffee and
a half eaten donut in their workspace.
27. Go up to someone and ask what year
it is. Act surprised and ask who the
current president is. Shocked, say, “My
god, it actually worked!” and quickly
leave.
28. Go in to someone’s computer and
change their desktop background to
either blue screen of death or some
random scary sounding error, then lock
their computer and move the login prompt
where it is unseen.
29.Take up a different social cause
every day for a week.
30.Reply to innocent questions with “It
gives me a hard on.”
31.Stop suddenly and look at your arm.
Hold it up, and stare at it intently while
wiggling your fingers.Begin fingering or
rubbing pressure points with your other
hand as if you’re trying to fix something in
it.
32.Leave a turkey, ham, or improbably
large foodstuff in the office fridge.
33.Bring MRE’s to the workplace for
lunch.
34.Leave note, childishly drawn on
costruction paper saying “I love you
mommy” on the desk of a co worker who
has no children.
35. Cover your hands in plastic wrap and
proceed to shake hands with everyone
you encounter.
36. Have a picture of Richard Simmons
giving a big, toothy Richard Simmons grin
in your e-mail sig
37. If you work in some kind of sales
industry, convince your co-workers your
company needs to start producing the
next big thing:Jenkem.But don’t tell
them what it is, let them Google it for
themselves.
38. Wear latex gloves everywhere.
39. If you’re alone in a room and
someone else enters, immediately leave
and do something else, for example
getting a glass of water. If they talk to
you, talk normally. Continue doing this for
a week.
40.Ask co-workers to help you make a
list of 101 ways to make everybody’s day
weirder.
41. Wear your clothes backwards
(excepting shoes, obviously), and try to
sit in a chair with your face to the back.
When someone asks you what you’re
doing reply “I didn’t know [innocuous
sounding Govt. agency] played so rough!”
42. Take a bunch of helium filled balloonsinto work and give them to people. Later,go around and pop them all. Explain thatyou HATE balloons.
43. If you smoke, ask people if you can
borrow their lighter. Keep it for a moment
as if you’ve slipped it into your pocket
without thinking (us smokers know all
about that). When you return their lighter,
give them someone else's instead. The
more the better.
44. Shred blue paper into little pieces, put
it into a cup and “water” plastic plants
with it.
45. Make a voodoo doll of yourself, walk
up to your supervisor or boss or whatever
and stick pins into it. Fall over groaning
and ask to be sent home.
46. Powerwalk everywhere.
47.Give people batteries, tubes of glue,
rubber bands, or cheap office supplies
“As a way of saying‘Thanks’”, ad-lib
appropriately corny explanation if they
ask.
48. Write down notes on a small stenopad constantly. Stare and jot furiouslywhen anyone questions.
49.Put pictures of baby goats in your
wallet.Approach people and ask them if
they want to see pictures of your kids.
50. Knit constantly.
51. Prank call someone and play their
favorite song at them.
52. Prank call someone and record how
they react. The next day, prank call them
and play back the recording of their
reaction. The next day, prank call them
and play back that recording.
53. Drop a piece of paper into someone’s
coffee that reads “That wasn’t coffee!”
54. Wear a Santa outfit in summer. When
people give you grief over it, reply in a
bad Australian accent that Christmas is in
summer time in Australia.
55. Crazy glue a fake eye to the bottom
of a coffee cup, then offer someone a cup
of coffee.
56. Glue a coin onto a hard floor in an
area that has a lot of traffic
57.Tell people you are a Scientologist.
When people get curious and ask you
questions about it, look uncomfortable
and say, “uh… I’m really not supposed to
talk about it…” and shoot worried looks
over your shoulder.
58. Encourage people to substitute song
lyrics for food stuffs and sing it. For
example “I know, it’s only rock’n'roll, but I
like it” becomes “I know, it’s only sausage
rolls, but I like it”. This is a surprisingly
addictive activity, and people give you the
oddest looks for it.
59. Buy some celery, preferably with a
very long stalk, and put it under your coat
or in your backpack such that it looks as if
it’s growing out of you. Or if it’s in your
coat you could pretend you’re trying to
make sure no one sees it.
61. Hang an official looking “Elevator outof order” sign inside a perfectly functionalelevator.
62. Hang “out of order” signs on things
which can’t be out of order, like chairs
and trash cans.
63. Print out a dialogue, one line per
page. Hang the pages on trees along a
foot path, so that people read the
conversation in order as they walk. You
could use a dialogue from a movie, a
forum, a favorite book, or something you
made up.
64. Make snippets of banal small talk into
“inspirational posters” and hang them
near the office water cooler or similar
social-zone.
65.Mail your friends rubber balls.You
can actually mail inflated rubber balls
through the USPS.You just address the
person on the actual ball.Some lady
came up with this and her company is
called “Have a Ball!”Thought that was a
cool thing.
66.Put a “Wet Paint” sign on a can of
paint.
67.Get several of your friends to change
their ringtones to an obscure, annoying,
and fairly odd ringtone (i.e. something no
one would expect to hear for a ringtone:
“Yummy Yummy Yummy” perhaps.
maybe “Yakity Sax”).Call each other
every few minutes.
68.Wear a wig and refuse to answer to
your own name.If your coworkers
absolutely need to speak to you, take the
wig off and say, “Whoa, where did you
come from?”
69.Buy a really big stuffed animal andsneak it into work, preferably the boss’office.
70.Buy a really big stuffed animal and
wander around with it, pretend that it
doesn’t exist.
71.Bob your head in time with unseen
music.When asked, simply state, “I like
this station.”See if you can get others in
on it to respond “Yeah, they play good
music.”, or “I really like what their DJ’s
choose.”
72. Purchase sweaters or shoes in a
friend’s size and slip them into their closet
when they aren’t looking.
73. Insert strange socks under the sheets
at the bottom of people’s beds.
74. Replace the word “Hand” with the
word “Ham” at every opportunity.
75. Replace all of the objects on a
coworker’s desk with similar, but different
objects.
76. If you have access to a label maker,
label everything, as literally as possible.
77. Bring sack lunches to work, but write
your coworkers names on them.
78. Place really weird “chance
encounters” ads in the local news-weekly,
that specifically and accurately describe
your coworkers or friends.
79.If you have a label maker, label
everything in the fridge “ham”.
80.Take a sharpie and paper and make
facial expressions for everyday objects.
81. Leave a pickle jar with no pickles in it
in the fridge. When someone throws it
away, leave an angry note: “I was still
drinking that!”
82. Arrange full beer-bottles (or any other
unsuspected item) in an easily
recognized pattern on the street and get
some friends to stand around theorizing
to what it could mean.
83. Approach a stranger and ask the
time. If they give it you scratch your chin
ponderously, look down and say
“fascinating, truly fascinating” while
walking away.
84. Ask a non smoker for a light. When
they explain that they don’t smoke say
“have it your way” or “you know you’re
not fooling anyone”, then light your
cigarette with your own lighter and leave
them to it.
85. Phone a random number at four in
the morning. When the poor sod picks up,
icily explain to him that it is very impolite
to phone someone at such a hour, and
that in future, he should have more
consideration. Then unplug the phone
and go back to sleep.
86. Allow co-workers to overhear you in a
toilet stall making enthusiastically
encouraging remarks to yourself whilst
doing a poo.
87. Start wearing one rhinestone glove.
88. Ask someone for a light when your
cigarette is already lit.
90. Put up official-looking signs that say
things like “Please kick door after closing”
and “ABSOLUTELY no incontinence
products in this receptacle”.
91. Start all conversations with “and
another thing…” or some other follow-up
phrase.
92. Give someone crabs for kicks.
93. Name other coworkers cubicles
various cities, and start waging war.
94. Put packaged snacks like jerky or
cookies, labeled with their names, in your
coworkers or roommates drawers.
95. Label things with Shakespeare
allusions.
96. Play Fizzball in Public. (All you need
is a baseball and well shaken soda.)
97. Break into spontaneous sword-fights
in public (boffers.. but shinai with a few
pieces of lacross/hockey gear works
well)
98. Whenever some-one mentions the
words‘Normal/Average’, immediately and
loudly interject with, “There is No Such
Thing as Normal/Average. The‘Average
Woman’ (make sure to use air quotes)
has one point two vaginas, lives in
substandard housing in Asia, and just had
to kill her last duck and throw it away
because of bird flu.”
98. Fake mustache.
99.Offer, no INSIST, on breath mints for
everyone.Watch insecurity flourish.
100.Keep a pair of bongos.Take them
out and lay softly at odd times.Then hide
them and refuse to acknowledge.
101.Caption stationary objects as if they
had personality.
different set of clothes. If anybody
notices, insist you’ve been wearing the
same clothes all day.
2. Answer the phone with an arbitrary
question.
3. Switch all the clothes in someone’s
dresser with clothes from someone else’s
dresser (possibly yours). If they live
together and will bump into each other
wearing each other’s clothes, all the
better.
4. Put things which couldn’t possibly be
mailed in people’s mailboxes, like a glass
of water, or a bowl of popcorn. Write the
address on it and attach proper postage.
5. When you’re about to enter a room full
of people, call one of them on your cell
phone. In a desperate, very serious
voice, explain: “There’s no time to
explain, but I’ve been kidnapped and
replaced with a robot which looks just like
me. Oh shit, I gotta go!” and hang up
quickly.
6. Hide notes that people will find when
they’re cleaning. Suggestions include:
“This note was hidden on <date> and it</date>
took you this long to find it?”
7. Hide a note which says
“Congratulations! You found me! Re-hide
me for ++GOOD LUCK”
8. Put non food items in the fridge. It’s
often very startling to open the fridge and
see a telephone or car keys or something
which totally doesn’t belong there. If
asked for an explanation, say, “After a
hard day, there’s nothing like a
refreshing, ice cold magazine.” or pencil
sharpener. or toilet paper. or tooth brush.
or whatever.
9. Alternatively, hide other people’s things
in the fridge. When your housemate asks,
“Where’s the remote control?” you can
nonchalantly say “Oh, it’s in the fridge.”
Protip: have a change-of-topic or excuse
to leave the room on the tip of your
tongue so as to avoid any followup
questions.
10. Record something short, and put a
few minutes of silence on both ends of it.
Hide your mp3 player + speakers
somewhere with that track playing on
repeat.
11. If you can surreptitiously record
someone and put THEIR voice on the
tape, even better. Hide the recording
somewhere where they’ll probably hear it.
Imagine how weird it would be to hear
your own voice coming from somewhere
unseen, and not be able to figure out
what’s happening.
12. Put up a sign anywhere you want with
an arbitrary question.
13.Skip to work.Especially effective if
your company makes you wear “business
professional” attire.
14.Break out into spontaneous Irish Jigs
in the hallway. You get more viewers
when you do this between 12 noon and 1
PM and do it near the break room.
15.Neck poking is fun. Nobody expects
it, and it gets quit a reaction
16. Inappropriate multitasking:Brush
your teeth while cooking.Floss while
standing at a urinal.Mix n’ match gone
wrong.
17. Sit down in a hallway, aisle, etc.
Someone is sure to ask if you’re OK.
That’s your set up.
18. Use the most inefficient utensil
possible to eat.(Eating Combos or
pretzels out of a bag with chopsticks was
pioneered by Leln and myself)
19. Stop a conversation with “Wait a
second…”, and then see how long it
takes someone to butt in.Act incredulous
when they ask why you said it.Insist you
never did.
20. Insert “Spies are everywhere.” or“The walls have ears.” into otherwiseharmless conversations.
21. Reject arbitrary numbering.
22. Hide a wrapped chocolate bar under
the keyboard of an office/school
computer. In the LOGIN thingy, write “You
win at life. Your prize is under the
keyboard. Delete this message.”
24. When making any long list, refuse toinclude the 23rd item on it because “I’mnot a pinealist.”
25.Go into someone’s office and take all
of their pencils and pens and leave them
a box of crayons.
26. When someone gets up from their
desk at work, put a hot cup of coffee and
a half eaten donut in their workspace.
27. Go up to someone and ask what year
it is. Act surprised and ask who the
current president is. Shocked, say, “My
god, it actually worked!” and quickly
leave.
28. Go in to someone’s computer and
change their desktop background to
either blue screen of death or some
random scary sounding error, then lock
their computer and move the login prompt
where it is unseen.
29.Take up a different social cause
every day for a week.
30.Reply to innocent questions with “It
gives me a hard on.”
31.Stop suddenly and look at your arm.
Hold it up, and stare at it intently while
wiggling your fingers.Begin fingering or
rubbing pressure points with your other
hand as if you’re trying to fix something in
it.
32.Leave a turkey, ham, or improbably
large foodstuff in the office fridge.
33.Bring MRE’s to the workplace for
lunch.
34.Leave note, childishly drawn on
costruction paper saying “I love you
mommy” on the desk of a co worker who
has no children.
35. Cover your hands in plastic wrap and
proceed to shake hands with everyone
you encounter.
36. Have a picture of Richard Simmons
giving a big, toothy Richard Simmons grin
in your e-mail sig
37. If you work in some kind of sales
industry, convince your co-workers your
company needs to start producing the
next big thing:Jenkem.But don’t tell
them what it is, let them Google it for
themselves.
38. Wear latex gloves everywhere.
39. If you’re alone in a room and
someone else enters, immediately leave
and do something else, for example
getting a glass of water. If they talk to
you, talk normally. Continue doing this for
a week.
40.Ask co-workers to help you make a
list of 101 ways to make everybody’s day
weirder.
41. Wear your clothes backwards
(excepting shoes, obviously), and try to
sit in a chair with your face to the back.
When someone asks you what you’re
doing reply “I didn’t know [innocuous
sounding Govt. agency] played so rough!”
42. Take a bunch of helium filled balloonsinto work and give them to people. Later,go around and pop them all. Explain thatyou HATE balloons.
43. If you smoke, ask people if you can
borrow their lighter. Keep it for a moment
as if you’ve slipped it into your pocket
without thinking (us smokers know all
about that). When you return their lighter,
give them someone else's instead. The
more the better.
44. Shred blue paper into little pieces, put
it into a cup and “water” plastic plants
with it.
45. Make a voodoo doll of yourself, walk
up to your supervisor or boss or whatever
and stick pins into it. Fall over groaning
and ask to be sent home.
46. Powerwalk everywhere.
47.Give people batteries, tubes of glue,
rubber bands, or cheap office supplies
“As a way of saying‘Thanks’”, ad-lib
appropriately corny explanation if they
ask.
48. Write down notes on a small stenopad constantly. Stare and jot furiouslywhen anyone questions.
49.Put pictures of baby goats in your
wallet.Approach people and ask them if
they want to see pictures of your kids.
50. Knit constantly.
51. Prank call someone and play their
favorite song at them.
52. Prank call someone and record how
they react. The next day, prank call them
and play back the recording of their
reaction. The next day, prank call them
and play back that recording.
53. Drop a piece of paper into someone’s
coffee that reads “That wasn’t coffee!”
54. Wear a Santa outfit in summer. When
people give you grief over it, reply in a
bad Australian accent that Christmas is in
summer time in Australia.
55. Crazy glue a fake eye to the bottom
of a coffee cup, then offer someone a cup
of coffee.
56. Glue a coin onto a hard floor in an
area that has a lot of traffic
57.Tell people you are a Scientologist.
When people get curious and ask you
questions about it, look uncomfortable
and say, “uh… I’m really not supposed to
talk about it…” and shoot worried looks
over your shoulder.
58. Encourage people to substitute song
lyrics for food stuffs and sing it. For
example “I know, it’s only rock’n'roll, but I
like it” becomes “I know, it’s only sausage
rolls, but I like it”. This is a surprisingly
addictive activity, and people give you the
oddest looks for it.
59. Buy some celery, preferably with a
very long stalk, and put it under your coat
or in your backpack such that it looks as if
it’s growing out of you. Or if it’s in your
coat you could pretend you’re trying to
make sure no one sees it.
61. Hang an official looking “Elevator outof order” sign inside a perfectly functionalelevator.
62. Hang “out of order” signs on things
which can’t be out of order, like chairs
and trash cans.
63. Print out a dialogue, one line per
page. Hang the pages on trees along a
foot path, so that people read the
conversation in order as they walk. You
could use a dialogue from a movie, a
forum, a favorite book, or something you
made up.
64. Make snippets of banal small talk into
“inspirational posters” and hang them
near the office water cooler or similar
social-zone.
65.Mail your friends rubber balls.You
can actually mail inflated rubber balls
through the USPS.You just address the
person on the actual ball.Some lady
came up with this and her company is
called “Have a Ball!”Thought that was a
cool thing.
66.Put a “Wet Paint” sign on a can of
paint.
67.Get several of your friends to change
their ringtones to an obscure, annoying,
and fairly odd ringtone (i.e. something no
one would expect to hear for a ringtone:
“Yummy Yummy Yummy” perhaps.
maybe “Yakity Sax”).Call each other
every few minutes.
68.Wear a wig and refuse to answer to
your own name.If your coworkers
absolutely need to speak to you, take the
wig off and say, “Whoa, where did you
come from?”
69.Buy a really big stuffed animal andsneak it into work, preferably the boss’office.
70.Buy a really big stuffed animal and
wander around with it, pretend that it
doesn’t exist.
71.Bob your head in time with unseen
music.When asked, simply state, “I like
this station.”See if you can get others in
on it to respond “Yeah, they play good
music.”, or “I really like what their DJ’s
choose.”
72. Purchase sweaters or shoes in a
friend’s size and slip them into their closet
when they aren’t looking.
73. Insert strange socks under the sheets
at the bottom of people’s beds.
74. Replace the word “Hand” with the
word “Ham” at every opportunity.
75. Replace all of the objects on a
coworker’s desk with similar, but different
objects.
76. If you have access to a label maker,
label everything, as literally as possible.
77. Bring sack lunches to work, but write
your coworkers names on them.
78. Place really weird “chance
encounters” ads in the local news-weekly,
that specifically and accurately describe
your coworkers or friends.
79.If you have a label maker, label
everything in the fridge “ham”.
80.Take a sharpie and paper and make
facial expressions for everyday objects.
81. Leave a pickle jar with no pickles in it
in the fridge. When someone throws it
away, leave an angry note: “I was still
drinking that!”
82. Arrange full beer-bottles (or any other
unsuspected item) in an easily
recognized pattern on the street and get
some friends to stand around theorizing
to what it could mean.
83. Approach a stranger and ask the
time. If they give it you scratch your chin
ponderously, look down and say
“fascinating, truly fascinating” while
walking away.
84. Ask a non smoker for a light. When
they explain that they don’t smoke say
“have it your way” or “you know you’re
not fooling anyone”, then light your
cigarette with your own lighter and leave
them to it.
85. Phone a random number at four in
the morning. When the poor sod picks up,
icily explain to him that it is very impolite
to phone someone at such a hour, and
that in future, he should have more
consideration. Then unplug the phone
and go back to sleep.
86. Allow co-workers to overhear you in a
toilet stall making enthusiastically
encouraging remarks to yourself whilst
doing a poo.
87. Start wearing one rhinestone glove.
88. Ask someone for a light when your
cigarette is already lit.
90. Put up official-looking signs that say
things like “Please kick door after closing”
and “ABSOLUTELY no incontinence
products in this receptacle”.
91. Start all conversations with “and
another thing…” or some other follow-up
phrase.
92. Give someone crabs for kicks.
93. Name other coworkers cubicles
various cities, and start waging war.
94. Put packaged snacks like jerky or
cookies, labeled with their names, in your
coworkers or roommates drawers.
95. Label things with Shakespeare
allusions.
96. Play Fizzball in Public. (All you need
is a baseball and well shaken soda.)
97. Break into spontaneous sword-fights
in public (boffers.. but shinai with a few
pieces of lacross/hockey gear works
well)
98. Whenever some-one mentions the
words‘Normal/Average’, immediately and
loudly interject with, “There is No Such
Thing as Normal/Average. The‘Average
Woman’ (make sure to use air quotes)
has one point two vaginas, lives in
substandard housing in Asia, and just had
to kill her last duck and throw it away
because of bird flu.”
98. Fake mustache.
99.Offer, no INSIST, on breath mints for
everyone.Watch insecurity flourish.
100.Keep a pair of bongos.Take them
out and lay softly at odd times.Then hide
them and refuse to acknowledge.
101.Caption stationary objects as if they
had personality.
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